Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Daria: How about The Bleakness That Lies Ahead?
Jane: Too sentimental.
Daria: No Life, No Hope, No Future?
Jane: Too...pie in the sky.
Daria: Mommy's Little Hypocrite.
Jane: Too much like a children's book.
Daria: I wish I were dead.
Jane: That sounds promising.
Kevin: Daria, you’re a girl right?
Daria: Why, do you have a biology test today?